yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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