you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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