It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I party with great urgency now.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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