But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
This toilet bowl is my home.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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