I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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