I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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