ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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