i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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