I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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