i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
