Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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