i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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