windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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