Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
