Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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