u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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