Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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