id be glad to
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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