I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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