Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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