Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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