Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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