Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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