Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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