is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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