i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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