the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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