I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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