One girl and one boy is just not enough.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
50% drunk capacity currently
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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