Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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