I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She bit a glass in half.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Randomize
