You just made me feel so damn special
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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