shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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