i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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