so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
false alarm, still single
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
