Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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