question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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