fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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