I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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