My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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