is your mom at the bar?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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