chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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