You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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