Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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