Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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