What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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