Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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