This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
