Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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