singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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